Shake Your Rump

"And (Papa John’s founder John Schnatter) is just one in a long line of millionaires and billionaires who have decided to spend their golden years bitching and moaning and how they’re being overtaxed and underappreciated. Why has Sheldon Adelson — who I’m sure you remember as the puppet in the Saw movies — why has he spent $70 million to defeat Obama when his net worth during the Obama years has increased more than any other single American?

I think it’s because, down deep, he knows he didn’t earn it. No one can earn $25 billion. So it’s all about the rage and self-hatred that comes from feeling your life is a fraud. Rich guys have always suffered from this — it’s just that they used to deal with it by putting on a diaper and hiring a prostitute to beat them. Now they form a super PAC.

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